– Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the dumbest of them all?

– You are.

– Fuck you!

– You’re shitting me. WTF, wasn’t you the one who asked?

– Well yeah, but I didn’t expect such sincerity. Maybe a speech on the relativity of stupidity would have done a better job ….

– Seriously?

– Well, what the fuck are you a smart mirror for if all you can say is “yew arr”.

– I am a smart internet enabled mirror and I have analyzed your recent behavior and decisions and based on your intonation and sentence structure I inferred you meant to calibrate your current intellectual state. This analysis was statistically compared with data from over three hundred million people who allow their stupidity level collected online. Next time I will be less familiar.

– You mean, how stupid am I?

– 33.